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Oh-Sama
I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 25th, 2021


Shall I evolve to become an old kid or an old fart?

That is my quest as far as today has revealed it to me.

I am still around lurking at my usual place wasting the days slowly advancing at the pace of my financial pluses that is plus few bucks per year.

But I am certainly a no giver that is I ain't give in any directions what's so ever

Both greed and lust are my greatest endeavors my greatest embarrassment if I were to publicly admit it

Your thoughts please :^D


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Posted by Oh-Sama - February 4th, 2021


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My friend Dave and myself decided today to release an early version of our free to use Gasto Simulator website.

You can use it to simulate your dice game strategies.

This is not mandatory but if you like this tool and can make a donation, it will really help us.

Please share our website with your friends, it would help alot.

Thank you dear and please have fun.


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Posted by Oh-Sama - February 3rd, 2021


I wanted to say thank you Newgrounds for making this awesome website called Newgrounds.

I wish I could just spend more efficient time here but I'm much of a weird person.

But even being a negligible part of this place makes my silly life kinda more pleasant than it would normally have been.

So, I'll simply shut up now and get back to my secret plans...

Bye bye... :D


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Posted by Oh-Sama - January 21st, 2021


Note: This is only theoretical, it's some of what I deduced up till now, I'm still working around this issue myself:


If one were to sums up all of their troubles in one expression, they much likely would be expressing it as such:


"The unidentifiable non solvable complex and wicked problem"


This problem has no definition because it's unidentifiable

This problem has no solution because nobody can ever solve it

This problem is complex because it is not simple

This problem is wicked because it's evil and because it's a problem


This problem and similar problems may indeed seem impossible to solve for many at first


In order to solve this problem and such:

One has first to realize that this is not true and that even this class of impossible problems can be solved


Why?


Because the same description of the problem somehow defies the set rule of non identifiability

If indeed one of the main rules that defines the problem was indeed broken

Then there's still some hope left into breaking the others as well

If all the rules were to disappear at once then the problem shall no longer exist


The first definition of the problem seem true only because not enough effort was delivered into going around the set rules


A better identification of this class of problems would be one such as:


"The identifiable solvable multi-aspect great challenge"


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Posted by Oh-Sama - January 20th, 2021


Oh! keeps a distance from others. But usually when he's around people he wouldn't cause much trouble.

He's not very healthy or fit. He is not very talkative to others unless someone starts an interesting conversation, which of course doesn't occur very often. Normally he is also unable to start fluent conversations except when using phrases that doesn't require new vocabulary.

So when others talk to him he usually pretends to be listening, actually his mine is wondering somewhere else.

Normally he is unable to go around this weird handicap although he tries to focus sometimes. He figured out that trying to listen to others requires so much attention and effort that he himself feels unable to deliver unless it's a lucky day.

He believes that his handicap is mostly due to his terrible past and because of his religious background and bullying in school but although he made a clear effort to reject the claims of mainstream religion, he is still not fully convinced in his ideas. Like a jigsaw piece is still missing in all that he did. Could it be his other self that's missing? Or a soulmate or what? He's not into any of this really, obviously when he made that selfish statement of never getting married to a girl, this doesn't mean he is onto guys, although he may act girly at times but he does not really look down on the other sexes. What if God was a hot Girl? Actually God and Girl, they both share a first letter, so why not then?

His linguistic handicap is only present when interacting with normal humans from the casual world.

But when online or while studying a certain topic or when talking or typing to himself, his handicap weakens or vanishes like it was never there in the first place.

He is also a failure in most that he do. He learned to go on with that.

He still lives by his parents side and not on his own.

His upcoming challenges would be to figure out where and how to live by himself, if a job is ever required for that, if he really should be around people, whether the concepts of evolution or creation or any are to be trusted.

He is close to his third decade and he is lazy as well.

So: failure + loneliness + fear + laziness + handicap + dependence + sickness + weakness + broke + deception + (possibely other)

And adding depression and not very attractive to the equation of his character, it's now clear that he's carrying a great burden that he himself doesn't even know where he got from.

Would anyone else dare to be this person?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - January 19th, 2021


Discovery?

D.is.covery therefore:

Death is another lie!

There's only life...

How I wish I could simply trust this weird revelation!

But the roads leading to the real knowledge of death,

Are certainly not meant for thrilled chickens like me...

A thrilled chicken is a no no....

But a grilled chicken should know what death is...


Posted by Oh-Sama - January 12th, 2021


Does the game genre decides your fate?

Noticing from the multitude of games that i've been playing since a kid, the death events only occur on specific game genres... But what if life was an advanced game? One which has the possibility of switching the game genre while playing... Then it seems that the possibility of you dying will be kicked out of all your worlds... Don't you agree? Share your thoughts please....


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Posted by Oh-Sama - January 12th, 2021


A GOOD PAYING AND EASY JOB WOULD BE TO STOP TALKING

WHAT IF SOMEONE COULD PAY YOU TO STOP TALKING

WOULD YOU ACCEPT THIS EASY JOB OR NOT?

IS IT REALLY EASY AS IT SEEMS?


SO MANY BUSINESSES RELY ON GREAT CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

BUT THE HATERS, THE ONES CAUSING MOST OF THE REVOLUTIONS

ARE THE ONES WHO ARE TO BE IGNORED IN THE END....

NO ONE IN A POSITION OF POWER REALLY SEEM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR GENIUS INNOVATIONS

MAY BE THAT'S THE MOST CLEVER WAY TO KEEP THE HATE COMMENTS AND RAGE GOING ON


I NEVER REALLY CONSIDERED THIS UNTIL YESTERDAY....


WHAT IF SUDDENLY SOMEONE REALLY STOOD FOR THEIR RIGHTS

WILL THEY END UP BEING OPPRESSED OR WHAT?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 31st, 2020


My only wish this year would be this simple one: If indeed 2021 is a great year indeed, by tomorrow I should be getting the adobe flash warning to disappear and that would mean adobe flash content from all years would be saved for everyone to remember that's all, Macromedia Flash was one of the first softwares that I ever used, although I didn't use it much, I'm still attached to it... I confess my love to a software, haha sounds dumb but it's true, same for windows too if possible haha XD


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 31st, 2020


So after years of thinking... years of getting nothing... except weird and incomplete streams of thoughts... I guess common sense wins over non sense... But it's just a single round only, the game isn't over yet, cauz if non sense surrenders everything, then we'll be short on fun and wonder, so today you are allowed to decide for my fate in 2021, let's figure out if u're real or just mere sims, this concludes everything:


The question is: Shall a "lazy unhealthy un-wealthy unlucky dumb sick fuck..." such as me get a usual job this year? What kinda job do u recommend? Look! I'm after the money because that's what I'm missing right now to keep working on my projects, everything depends on that damn paper, if u want little me to survive and keep making crappy content for your entertainment, u better find a great job (alternative) that I've probably missed, one that I'm able to do...


All the other alternatives to a jobless life that I have explored last years are probably not meant for me and my silly pokemon attributes, yeah I'm no longer a human to begin with, I should have called myself DR. Oak's petty or something...


"But if u want to sentence me to the underworld, then everyone will eventually pay the price, and it will be more than pain and blood, you better not even know it, then XD will no longer be a joke to laugh at!"


If my short shitty talk offended u, I'm pleased to tell that I have already lost it between me and myself, but I could still apologize...