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Oh-Sama
I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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My Reality - Part 3

Posted by Oh-Sama - May 11th, 2014


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Check out YomToxic's Fate Machine

So after all, god wanted me to be a pervert leader. So be it XD

He told me this:

"You are:"

"Rei MotherFucking Oak the Gigantic fucker.
Your destiny is to make sweet love with the government."

"Arikado Sharplegs the Dragon Raper.
Your destiny is to give birth to Sauron's Panties."

"Rocket Monkey-for-a-head the incredibly Cheesy Cobbler.
Your destiny is to use MS-paint to edit North Korea."

"Cracker Oak, the Wise Alien
Your destiny is to role play a dead horse."
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and so many funny stuff!


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Comments

Yup, definitely a good set of variables...

What's up old man :D

I require an update on our secret project :)

Oh I was just on my way to do so! Wait a sec man I have 'em, terrible news >.<

Still walking and talking, thx for asking...

Ha! Good to know, keep going ^^

Yeah, I gotta keep moving or I'll get sucked into the earth, permanently.

Typically bodies get sucked in. Ideas last longer, some last forever!

I am Alice Robot the ambidextrous commissar and my destiny is to set fire on all the universe O.o
Everything fits together perfectly XD

This is a bad fate you have, you know why?
It's because you have to burn the Candy Land too ☆キャンディの土地 ☆
Sometimes, you should measure your strength :)