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Oh-Sama
I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 8th, 2022


I carry no love for humans

But Chocolate is another story

How it tastes?

What it means?

....

I liked Chocolate as a school kid

Local shops sold few kinds of Chocolate

Many school-days mom gave me coins

Well for sure

I traded them for Chocolate

Then day by day

As I grow

My teeth started to self-destruct

One by one

Most went and never came back

If it was for Chocolate I no longer care

So then the young boy became an old young fuck

Little by little I became aware of the slow and undeniable effects of evolution

The religious and cultural brainwashing started to fade away like my teeth

Hell I even believed their Absolute All Knowing Gods made my body a perfect one

That's what their Holy Books said

Being both perfect and vulnerable to damage

I started to question all this crap

But I was too vulnerable

A simple move felt like lifting the whole world

With nothing

But yourself

Well I wasn't the tough guy type

So I gave up

Or so I thought

And then one day

Later

I was Shocked!

....


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 8th, 2022


For I am but a fucking failure, the mistake of the fallen, their worst nightmare, loss ultima, the perfection of the wrong...


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 7th, 2022


Chess is only winnable because a fool hijacked the army

For why the pawn the knight the king and the queen move any different than a rock?

It must have been the bishop's work, they taught them their escape routes

All praise goes to this mystical figure


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 7th, 2022


It doesn't matter whether I did something or didn't, for there will always be a perfect footage for and against me, same goes for every other fucker, this shall shake sanity to its very root...


Posted by Oh-Sama - March 6th, 2022


Today I am sharing with you one of my failed attempts to figure it out eventually and seize everything for myself :P

This post is a continuation to the one before it so read this carefully


Being an honest weirdo I asked myself this question:

What could the answer be?


A first thought said it must be something that I am totally missing out in my life

Naughty thoughts kicked in :^D

And so a first answer was that it must be a "PUSSY"


Could this mean that the females are indeed the smartest beings in this world?

Well I think the DEVIL has surely blessed EVE in one way...


Now here's why I call it the "PUSSY"

The five main properties I thought the answer model should have:


-Profitable: Beneficial meaning it shall offer a desired value to the person who seeks it or to the population as a whole

-Understandable: It's in a language that is familiar to the seeker meaning it's not gibberish and can be comprehended

-Short: It's brief and quick to read and comprehend, no unnecessary details, simply falling within a specific range of length

-Safe: It does not involve any risky maneuvers or in case it does it shall be the least risk

-Yielding: It yields result, it works, the knowledge gained from the answer can be applied effectively to real life situations


But a second thought told me that this answer model has a gap indeed, recalling the anatomy of the holy vaginas gave me the perfect clue as to why this model may not be the it, obviously it can also be penetrated so security is shit here.


An answer can still be non understandable.

Example:

What is the activation code to my computer's os?

What is the password to this weird user's account?

It's fucking gibberish


Still one could use this model to figure out many answers to many questions, along with a generate and check technique, but one has first to understand that the five main rules that I outlined are no strict rules meaning one shall not abide by them in every situation unless one is indeed a foolish idiot.


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A world where everyone knows the exact same thing

The invisible boundary between the saved and the damned


I wonder what kind of world would that be...


All of our problems arise because we do not know what an answer is

We are always tricked into believing a false or a half answer, an answer that is in no way satisfactory

The passage from ignorance to complete knowledge is one hell of a journey

It all happens within, at least I think this...


In case you are interested in this topic see if you can come up with a better model.


Want more hints to this wicked problem?


The answer could be:


  1. A device that guides you through life, example: a phone or a digivice with a super app
  2. A book titled: The book of answers
  3. A very smart friend
  4. Your highest self
  5. A killer joke

...etc


But how much trust are you willing to give to their answers? Shall you always trust what they say? What if their answers are the appearance of the answer and not what you are truly looking for? This brings us back to the same starting square...


I'm off.


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 5th, 2022


The lazy idiot's guide to conquering all life:

In reality there is only one question or one class of questions to answer:

What is an answer?

How can one model an answer?

How can one answer any question?

Now that is the real dilemma...

The gateway to omniscience and beyond

It seems weird coming from someone who has just failed that quest :P

Now solve this shit and fix me :P



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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 17th, 2021


It's not money

Not even blood money

Not pain either

Not anything like these...

It's the most annoying and evil of all

It's nothing but frustration

When things do not go as expected or as perfect as they should go

That in itself what makes people turn to evil ways

Now gently fuck off

You better not ask for the reason


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Posted by Oh-Sama - October 16th, 2021


Does Batman poop?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - May 21st, 2021


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 26th, 2021


Why did the cross chicken the road?

Why do we do what we do?

Does anyone have an answer to this riddle?

...