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Posted by Oh-Sama - 12 days ago


Oh! さま cannot read music!

But Oh! さま can still make crappy audio clips that sound like music!

It's weird, I know :/


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 10th, 2019


A paper and a pen, i wrote something with my right hand and the source of these answers had a written conversation with me through my left hand:


Channeling written text as is without any modification or correction:


Me: WRITE ME A STORY

Source: One day there was a cat he went to the nearby lake and saw a beautiful bird. The cat told the bird that they like each other. The bird agreed with the cat. And they lived happily everafter. The end!


Me: WRITE ME ANOTHER STORY PLEASE, I LIKE THE FIRST ONE :)

Source: To be or not to be! That is the question. For man to exist there is a requirement. Time is irrelevant. However knowledge of life and death should first be fulfilled. Only then man will know peace.


Me: THIS IS REALLY AMAZING, ANOTHER ONE PLEASE :)

Source: Death is a certain aspect of life. Once you are alive, you are expecting to die. For death to occur there are several rules. First the target should be blind. Blindness is same as wrong perception. Next doubt has to be present in their mind. This rule is important since it activates the death process very easily. The last rule is that death is in fact a joke and should not be taken seriously. That's it!

Me: WOW THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION I APPRECIATE IT :)


Me: WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP ME TROUGH LIFE?

Source: Ok, first you have to be semi independant from people. That is to say you have to be both free and aware to do what you want to do. Freedom without awareness is a disaster. Define your goals and act twoards their completion. Your art is a manifestation of a certain type of knowledge, that is to say visual data. It's a good skill to have nowdays. You should be willing to perfect your art. God knows you love doing it and they are ok with that! No rush on your work. Be patient on the road to mastery. You can choose to use or not to use the majority of the tools available to you. Don't worry about what others say about it. Instead use their opinions to do better next time. It's not an obligation but you should consider it. Also don't worry about unfinished work. You can save it to check on it later and complete it. Studying different topics is a way to achieve general knowledge about interesting fields. You should congratulate yourself for acquiring this skill. There is nothing wrong in jumping different kind of information, this will act to open your mind more on your world so that you have a deeper understanding of where you are.


Me: HI TEAL SWAN I WANT TO CHANNEL SOME IDEAS FROM YOU :)

Source: Be you forever. This will help you bring yourself closer to God. You don't need any form of worship except to be honest and true to yourself. Find love in giving, you will be amazed if you do this. It's the key to unlock the greater goodness of your life. There is no such thing as a good or bad gift. Anything you offer is fast growing into your wealth. Abundance is the collective happiness of the whole. Your happiness is the product of what you give to others. Even strangers are your friends when you learn how to approach their hearts. Life is an exciting journey when we're together in most situations. Life is not a battle to be won by anyone. You are victorious once you choose to leave the fight. I am with you all the time, one day you will see me and we will have a nice chat but until then you should first heal yourself from your childhood trauma. Do you still remember the day you made your first lie? That surely was not the best option but it had its benefits on you. Don't worry too much about lying in general! We all did it one day or the other. Sometimes you have to be willing to do it it depends on the person and their level of awareness. You are always loved! Even for your little lies, they do no harm really.

Me: THANK YOU TEAL YOU MADE MY DAY, I REALLY LOVE YOU :D


Transmission over....


Guys if you have time, check Teal Swan's YouTube Channel. I think she's an amazing dude I mean person :P

Let's bring Teal Swan to Newgrounds!


Now after looking back at this text, I am thinking whether my current self who typed this post on my laptop and shared it with you guys is the one that I contacted through the automatic writing process or not since they have the finished text. If yes how did they have the complete paper written text to look onto and type the text before my older self has made it. Do those selves co-create each other? I have a hard time grasping this.... Am I the blind one that is mentioned here? Could someone help me with this please?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - October 3rd, 2019


This is my first drawing of Vepoza Sama! Shim is the ruler of a beautiful and peaceful world. Is Vepoza real or fictious, I don't know it myself. I just hope I can meet shim one day or may be become Vepoza myself!

The first drawing of shim is not very professional but as I keep working on my farts and art I'll try to improve shim!

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Posted by Oh-Sama - September 29th, 2019


Question: Qu' est ion? (French)

An abbreviated form of: Qui est ion?

Translation: Who is ion? (English)


This question is pretty interesting because the question itself spells question!

And it's a question about the identity of a mysterious entity called "Ion"

Is it "Ion" or "Eye on"?

This perhaps brings as to the nature of Ion, they are the seer...

There is a record of a discussion between Ion and Socrates somewhere in the web (I don't remember where) it seems that this Ion was an interesting figure...


I got into this question once I thought about the very first question that started all questions...

Do you know what that question is?

Tell me in the comments...


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Posted by Oh-Sama - September 29th, 2019


The only hope for the non artist is to fake art!


I introduce you to FART, the art of Faking ART!

Here's another fart!


Some other farts:


From now on I will be making farts.

No shame!


A quick tutorial for doing a fart:


  1. Find some pictures that you like
  2. Trace over the parts that interest you
  3. Combine the parts into one epic and glorious beauty
  4. Save and upload it to your favorite site


You can also use your own farts instead of other people's artwork to make new farts... This is a technique called refarting.

To refart just select your best farts and make new farts from them!


This is a live or die skill that I am learning to master


Become a fartist now!

Or:

Support me! Donate some bitcoins to my wallet:

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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 24th, 2018


Check out the long awaited 120 frames collab organized by VigorousJammer.
I would say I regret I didn't work more on my unfinished part. I couldn't help it. I felt lost and hopeless these last years.
When will I be back? May be I should ask my missing teeth :/


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 5th, 2018


I challenge it to a duel :3


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 28th, 2014


I no longer spend most of my time here on the website like usual even when my online status indicates so :(
I do not animate too often as well but I create some drafts whenever I find an opportunity.

Hopefully this year would be my last in College, if it's a success. Otherwise I have to take the 2nd summer exams which align themselves ironically with the calendar (make your guesses I can't tell you why) :(
I'm done with both the student and shitizen life too. I can't take this shit any longer, it's killing my creative skills day after another. Sadly I have to wait!

I have an annual project this year too. I have to create an application that schedules working sessions for teachers. It's not really a big project if we think of it. I got its basic idea in mind but still none yet on how to start working because I've dedicated 2014 to Flash animation and the best part for procrastination. My old programming knowledge is washed out :/

During my YouTube dedicated procrastination (cauz I've got many procrastination genres), I stumbled upon some good tutorials. I'm following some of them for the moment.

2014 wasn't a total fail as well, here's why:

  • We made some good collabs here on NG
  • I met (virtually and anonymously) great talents and learned about different cultures and mentalities.
  • I didn't fail the year at college even though I played my 2nd chance
  • I got to watch some old animes and movies that I missed
  • I improved my art & animation to a good level
  • I got a basic idea of musical production and practiced for a good while
  • I'm still among the living :D

My life is still a big mess. I really do not know what to do for the moment, better get stuff quickly organized!

Oh btw, stay tuned for this year's Sketch Collab, it should come out soon :D

I would like to thank everyone for their moral support during last year. It really helped me in some ways and I enjoyed talking and listening to all of you guys :)

I also wish you a creative happy new year and I'm sorry if this was a boring read. I can't help it ;^D


Posted by Oh-Sama - May 21st, 2014


  1. ADDRESS
  2. APPLE
  3. BASTARD
  4. BI-DIRECTIONNAL PERSPECTIVE
  5. BOREDOM
  6. COUPLE
  7. DOG
  8. ERROR BOX
  9. FEAR
  10. FLU
  11. FRIENDSHIT RELATION
  12. HATE
  13. MONTH
  14. MOMENT
  15. MOSQUITO
  16. MOSQUITO TRAP
  17. MISERY
  18. MONEY
  19. NO-LUCK
  20. NOISE
  21. PAIN
  22. PRISON
  23. RACISM
  24. REACTION
  25. SICKNESS
  26. SHIT
  27. SMELL
  28. SOUND
  29. STUPIDITY
  30. SYSTEM
  31. TIME
  32. TRUTH
  33. UNI
  34. WINDOWS ME
    and other stupid dogmas that control my life

I should feel better now


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Posted by Oh-Sama - May 11th, 2014


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Check out YomToxic's Fate Machine

So after all, god wanted me to be a pervert leader. So be it XD

He told me this:

"You are:"

"Rei MotherFucking Oak the Gigantic fucker.
Your destiny is to make sweet love with the government."

"Arikado Sharplegs the Dragon Raper.
Your destiny is to give birth to Sauron's Panties."

"Rocket Monkey-for-a-head the incredibly Cheesy Cobbler.
Your destiny is to use MS-paint to edit North Korea."

"Cracker Oak, the Wise Alien
Your destiny is to role play a dead horse."
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and so many funny stuff!


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