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I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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Posted by Oh-Sama - November 11th, 2022


life would be a video game where you have

to create not just life itself but the best life

oh i tell you this could be a tough mission

and you certainly are not to blame but please be cautious

i think it's an iso file no much than a 700mb

it could be on a (pirate) website on the internet

why indy? because atlantis would be the internet itself

atlantis would translate to "@ LAN it is"

atlantis would translate to "@ LAB it is"

while connecting you get there

the obvious option would be to look it up copy it and burn it to a cd

the cd you make would be the fucking world disk indie

it's most likely because we did this before

why shall i trust it's the first time we ever do this?

if it's a video game which is most likely the case

then we may have done this before

even if we forgot about it

then we have indeed solved all problems

even the complex damn problem

of making sure to get the iso copy

then we all would be able

to sit back and enjoy life by then

oh btw

life could be a pokemon or a persona or whatever game

that is most certain

why because you can get a pokeball

why because the fog event could occur

why because obviously the first law

is you can do or be whatever

although this could be a dangerous and deadly rule

but i think it's in some way true

however i would still lean towards being cautious

i even made a video that could prove this

but sorry i am not sharing it

you could still find it if you're hacky enough

i give you a hint it's on youtube

but if i recall properly it's a private video

i think the youtube pals would be able to find it


believing that there is a god

makes much more sense now

it's one way one would step into their power

the question is now which god do you wanna be

because anyone could be god

because god can be anyone

if god knows all then god can possess you

and then somehow you become god


let's offer my thanks to god now

after so much denial and battling

the damn id problem

oh thanks god for that first day in the tub

that was when i unconsciously learned about the joystick

although not i'm not a joystick master

there might be a time when i will

the handiest craft ever in my case

would be to master my hands

oh please don't think evil thoughts

or someone would lose their hands

about my first orgasm within this lifetime

i believe that was my most intense orgasm ever

if i were ever to recall that innocent moment

i would literally be in heaven

but not following the same damn script i would say

it has to be a better script

now that i know a little more about life

or so i think

if only i could be that baby chick again

if i never have made that choice

i believe i would have had a different mindset

i wouldn't have gotten to these theories

about life without that little crazy help


in case you wanna know about me

i think i am a crazy person

but not the craziest yet

i would say madness's a little habit

there are still somethings

that i myself may hesitate to do

i'm either crazy enough or not crazy enough

because this enough is never fixed

but anyway it's a crazy person

who is telling you this

you my friends have all rights

to either consider or dismiss it

but is it really true?

hell if i know it

this would be my conclusion

after years of studying myself


if after all of this no iso file exists

i believe konami bemyfriend would make it

why shall i believe otherwise


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Posted by Oh-Sama - November 7th, 2022


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Happy Yugiohying pals!


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Posted by Oh-Sama - November 6th, 2022


It's either because anal sex

Or because embarrassment

I'm an easily embarrassed perv

Could it be any weirder than this?

But in case you want this

You have to make sure it causes no infection

The plant tail should be an enhanced plant species

In terms of daily performance

I'm just a fake artist

And you tell me god knows best

Well tell this my fakery to god!


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Posted by Oh-Sama - June 1st, 2022


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itchi

itchi

itchi

itchi

eiichi...

i'm itchi

i'm scratchy

i can think

in bulk and batchy

this is how

we ignite

our first n every

mental spark

need no bass

when i'm sinking

if disgusting

then extincting

foes armies

flee go when blinking

and when we shoot

our most best shot

they come with us

to man told park

wonder man

was never man

cauz under him

stands a woman

n while they joked

and told their gag

woman placed

her first own flag

they reflected

they neglected

how craz' this was

when affected

all she had to do

was care less

to the threats

they throw at her

the demonic states

were never real

but her state

n how she'd feel

they made her

grow like an eel

and then one day

when they were trashes

she made a new goddess

from their ashes

they complained

how their fate

was to be female

and not so great

she never listened

she never agreed

all she did

was breed and breed

n with her magick

she ended their reign

n the age of hatred

made no gain

they all wooshed out

like warm vapeur

glad vepoza were

my fictive soeurs


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Posted by Oh-Sama - May 5th, 2022


How many adults is one adult plus one adult?

Besides the obvious fact that one could get the expression "the scam" from "mathematics".

But then if "mathematics" is a scam, then how do we go about life?

What do you think people?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - April 12th, 2022


unless you can be free from freedom

the free and canny may still harm you

but if you are wise enough

you wouldn't let them

you have to serve as well


Posted by Oh-Sama - April 11th, 2022


  1. Are ar argh? Or arr arr arr?
  2. Can Ken kun kain coin?
  3. Does dizzy Daisy dose dash disdose?
  4. Has his hose hosen?
  5. Is ease ease?
  6. Is ease cheese?
  7. Was wiz woozy?
  8. Who haha who? He o' aho?
  9. Will wall wheel well?
  10. Whose hose has hus?

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Posted by Oh-Sama - April 11th, 2022


Why would god give man a penis, give woman a pussy, make pussy perfectly fit for penis, then forbid them from engaging in mutual love that is also pleasureable? Do you see any reason to this?


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Posted by Oh-Sama - April 11th, 2022


This place is getting much weirder

They unpublished my GLOHTC project for some stupid reasons

They didn't recognize the artistic efforts that went into making this piece

Fine then, i won't be knocking on your doors anymore

If an experimental movie gets taken away this easily

Then surely the world is governed by fools...

I think i should be trusting my earliest instincts now

Since thinking too much then trying to trust others always resulted in a terrible ending

No one deserves my valuable trust

I'm on my own in this world...

I've always felt it

If they say they love you they do not mean it

Better know this than fall for their endless tricks


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Posted by Oh-Sama - March 10th, 2022


Those who believed in death ended up dead

Those who believed they can only be alive

We know nothing about them

From the very beginning we were dealing with a curse

I'll curse it back and bring the cures

Sanity is not a requirement for existence

It is but a requirement for the good life

Now you know why they tricked you


Amen


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