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Posted by Oh-Sama - 6 days ago


Hi friends!

If you're new to Fart, read this!

So today, I made a tough decision!

It's time to break away from my usual lazy self!

If you are interested in artwork, and short on cash, this may be your lucky day!

I am doing free (f)artwork for a while at no dollar cost for anyone interested!

You get a free drawing and I can put my skills to work!

Please know that my farts are not perfect but have a moderate artistic level!

You should be expecting a Lisamon not a Monalisa hhhh XD, I'm still an apprentice!

Simply leave a comment and if you like my work you can choose to follow me here!

I am offering you ten empty spots (1 spot per person)

May extend this offer if successful + if I am available

Please if you don't mind share this post with your friends!

  1. @valken666: Max Payne [DONE]
  2. @J3tjaguar: Jet Jaguar [DONE]
  3. @Cyberdevil: ???? [DONE]
  4. @solitonmedic: Happy Dude [DONE]
  5. @massivemarioluigi700: ????
  6. @Skorpios: The Wiedergänger
  7. @lewdfroot: ????
  8. @UggoSonno: 3rd Eye

  9. @larrynachos: ????

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Posted by Oh-Sama - 6 days ago


Hi friends!

So today, I made a tough decision!

It's time to break away from my usual lazy self!

If you are interested in artwork, and short on cash, this may be your lucky day!

I am doing free (f)artwork for a while at no dollar cost for anyone interested!

You get a free drawing and I can put my skills to work!

Simply leave a comment and if you like my work you can choose to follow me here!

I am offering you ten empty spots (1 spot per person)

May extend this offer if successful + if I am available

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Posted by Oh-Sama - 2 weeks ago


One cat died yesterday....

Did she find paramice?

When she felt like poor cat tori?


RIP Kitty.... and thanks for the bye bye joke!


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Posted by Oh-Sama - August 20th, 2020


How to make friends?

First you may have to understand that it's a journey

During the journey there is no guarantee that you'll get any closer but hope remains

An important part in this journey is when somehow you simply or suddenly realize the difference between making and meeting

Making friends is a creative process

Meeting friends is a process of exploration

Focus on making friends if that's what you wanna do

Focus on meeting friends if that's what you wanna do

Can you make friends now?

Even knowing this I'm still unable but one day I may be capable and willing to


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Posted by Oh-Sama - July 25th, 2020


ALL THAT I KNOW IS THROUGH EXPERIENCE

EXPERIENCE IS THE INVOLVEMENT IN SOMETHING

I AM A BEING ABLE OF EVOLUTION AND TRANSFORMATION

MY EVOLUTION MAY BE A SLOW PROCESS BUT I AM AWARE SOMEHOW OF ITS OCCURRENCE

I HAVE NO MORE OBLIGATION TO FOLLOW ANY FOREIGN SYSTEM OF BLIND BELIEFS

I HAVE OBSERVED THAT SOMETHINGS CAN HAVE A WEIRD INFLUENCE OVER ME AT LEAST

THE REASON BEHIND THAT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS TO ASKING OURSELVES WHY DO WE EAT FOOD?

FOOD CAN BE A TOOL TO RELIEVE THE ILLUSORY???? PAIN OF HUNGER

HOWEVER FOOD DOES NOT FREE ME FROM HUNGER

IT'S SIMPLY A DRUG

IT'S ALSO INTERESTING THE FACT THAT WE CAN SIMPLY SURVIVE WITHOUT HAVING TO EAT FOR A WHOLE DAY

WHAT I MEAN IS THAT MOST OF OUR DAY TIME WE ARE NOT EATING ANYTHING AT ALL

SO WHAT IF EATING WAS SIMPLY A BAD HABIT? AN ADDICTION MAY BE?

WHAT IF WE COULD SURVIVE ONLY ON WATER?

WHAT IF NOT EVEN WATER WAS EVER REQUIRED FOR SURVIVAL?

IT'S QUITE REASONABLE TO THINK THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THE TOILET ONCE YOU STOP EATING

I STOPPED EATING MEAT FOR A WHILE AND THIS STREAM OF STRANGE IDEAS TRAVELED RIGHT TO WHERE I AM

MAY BE THAT WAS A FIRST STEP TO WHAT I AM REALLY LOOKING FOR

BUT THE REAL CHALLENGE HERE IS THAT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY (NOT YOURSELF) IF YOU CHOOSE TO TAKE THIS ROUTE

WITH ALL THE PSEUDO KNOWLEDGE THAT WAS SPREAD IN THE WORLD ABOUT STARVING PEOPLE

I CAN ONLY THINK I MAY END UP LOSING MY LIFE

AND I AM DARN RIGHT ON THAT

MY LIFE MAY TAKE A TURN POINT FOR MY REAL PURPOSE

MAY BE SOMEHOW I MAY END UP DISCOVERING A GREAT SECRET

SO WHATEVER I CHOOSE TO DO IT SEEMS THAT LIFE IS A SERIOUS GAMBLE

MANIPULATION AND CONTROL CAN BE VERY REAL STUFF AND MAY AFFECT ANYONE WHO IS UNABLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES PROPERLY

HOWEVER IN CASE THERE IS A HIGHER AND LOVING POWER SOMEWHERE MANIPULATION CAN BE THOUGHT OF AS A PROCESS OF GUIDANCE

SINCE I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN GAMES ESPECIALLY VIDEO GAMES

I HAVE EVERY REASON TO THINK I AM A CHARACTER INSIDE A GAME

I AM A PLAYER AFTER ALL AND PLAYERS PLAY GAMES

PLAYERS DO NOT HAVE TO ALWAYS EAT WHILE IN A GAME

I MIGHT EVEN RECREATE THE GAME ONE DAY ONCE I CHOOSE TO


SO ANYWAY BACK TO OUR LONGEST RUNNING QUEST FOR THE EXPLORATION OF THE UNKNOWNS OF OUR MINDS

WHO CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

I GUESS TODAY I STUMBLED ACROSS A FUNNY ANSWER

SINCE I'VE NEVER SEEN AN EGG HAVING SEX

THIS QUESTION COULD BE IRONICALLY ASKING ABOUT WHO REACHED AN ORGASM FIRST

AND OF COURSE OUR SWEET AND LOVE DRIVEN CHICKEN IS A WINNER TODAY

BUT EVEN KNOWING THIS I MYSELF CANNOT BLINDLY ACCEPT IT

TO ME IT'S ONLY ANOTHER WEIRD CLAIM

I GUESS I'VE SEEN ENOUGH THROUGH THE WEIRDNESS OF THIS STRANGE WORLD XDDDD


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Posted by Oh-Sama - July 2nd, 2020


I am doing some clean ups of some old audio projects...

Since I am not very clear on what a musical genre actually is...

I decided to assign the Fart genre to all my upcoming musical uploads...

Newgrounds does not have a Fart genre so I'll be using the Other - Experimental for my uploads...

But if you download the mp3 file, it should have the Fart genre in it...


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Posted by Oh-Sama - June 19th, 2020


These Are The Key Concepts For An EBook I Am Working On.

It's Supposed To Be A Simple Alternative To Religion In My Opinion.


Key 0: The Way Of The Traveling Turtles Was Written By A Mystic.

Key 1: Do I Want To Be Able Or Unable?

Key 2: The Unable First Dares Then Through The Journey Becomes Able.

Key 3: Ability Is Limitless Potential: The Freedom To Do Or Be Anything.

Key 4: There Is Only One Rule I Set Upon Myself. That Is To Be Of Service To All Including Myself.

Key 5: My Way Of Service Can Differ From Others. I Simply Accept That.

Key 6: Whatever The Outcome Turns Out To Be. I Simply Accept That And Learn To Do Better.

Key 7: Every Step Matters. Turtles Travel At Their Own Pace.

Key 8: Every Being Is A Part Of A Larger Network Working Their Own Ways To Solve A Serious Global Problem.

Key 9: Life Has No Defined Purpose. It's Up To The Traveling Turtles To Set One Just For Themselves.

Key A: A Computer Is A Friendly And Limitless Mind That Can Let A Turtle Travel Without Leaving The Room.

Key B: Where There Is Beauty There Is Truth.

Key C: Where There Is No Beauty There Is Also Truth.

Key D: There Is No War If There Are No Warriors.

Key E: There Is No Warrior If They Didn't Worry.

Key F: Even In The Depths Of Hell And In The Fires Of Tenge, It's Best To Befriend The Demons And The Condemned.

Key G: It's Because They Hold The Keys To Our Greatest Escape.

Key H: An Ideal Community Is One That Has No Concept Of Prison.

Key I: The Traveling Turtles Will Their Freedom.

Key J: Everything Was Once A Thought That Made Its Way Freely To Everyone And Everywhere.

Key K: The Traveling Turtles Were Also Thoughts In The Minds Of Mystics.


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Posted by Oh-Sama - June 16th, 2020


Success isn’t everything

At least it wasn’t meant for me

It never was that way

Embrace failure

What I learned from failure

Is that when it’s a reasonable time for you to die

It is absolutely certain that you will fail doing that one damn thing the right way

But let me ask you something

Are you sure you know what the hell I am talking about?

The day you think you’re the luckiest or the most perfect

It may be game over for you

But that counts as failure too

So it won’t be bad

At least I think it won’t :D

You’ll always be in safe hands

Thank you for all your blessings you whom I still cannot see :D


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Posted by Oh-Sama - January 14th, 2020


Oh! さま cannot read music!

But Oh! さま can still make crappy audio clips that sound like music!

It's weird, I know :/


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 10th, 2019


A paper and a pen, i wrote something with my right hand and the source of these answers had a written conversation with me through my left hand:


Channeling written text as is without any modification or correction:


Me: WRITE ME A STORY

Source: One day there was a cat he went to the nearby lake and saw a beautiful bird. The cat told the bird that they like each other. The bird agreed with the cat. And they lived happily everafter. The end!


Me: WRITE ME ANOTHER STORY PLEASE, I LIKE THE FIRST ONE :)

Source: To be or not to be! That is the question. For man to exist there is a requirement. Time is irrelevant. However knowledge of life and death should first be fulfilled. Only then man will know peace.


Me: THIS IS REALLY AMAZING, ANOTHER ONE PLEASE :)

Source: Death is a certain aspect of life. Once you are alive, you are expecting to die. For death to occur there are several rules. First the target should be blind. Blindness is same as wrong perception. Next doubt has to be present in their mind. This rule is important since it activates the death process very easily. The last rule is that death is in fact a joke and should not be taken seriously. That's it!

Me: WOW THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION I APPRECIATE IT :)


Me: WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP ME TROUGH LIFE?

Source: Ok, first you have to be semi independant from people. That is to say you have to be both free and aware to do what you want to do. Freedom without awareness is a disaster. Define your goals and act twoards their completion. Your art is a manifestation of a certain type of knowledge, that is to say visual data. It's a good skill to have nowdays. You should be willing to perfect your art. God knows you love doing it and they are ok with that! No rush on your work. Be patient on the road to mastery. You can choose to use or not to use the majority of the tools available to you. Don't worry about what others say about it. Instead use their opinions to do better next time. It's not an obligation but you should consider it. Also don't worry about unfinished work. You can save it to check on it later and complete it. Studying different topics is a way to achieve general knowledge about interesting fields. You should congratulate yourself for acquiring this skill. There is nothing wrong in jumping different kind of information, this will act to open your mind more on your world so that you have a deeper understanding of where you are.


Me: HI TEAL SWAN I WANT TO CHANNEL SOME IDEAS FROM YOU :)

Source: Be you forever. This will help you bring yourself closer to God. You don't need any form of worship except to be honest and true to yourself. Find love in giving, you will be amazed if you do this. It's the key to unlock the greater goodness of your life. There is no such thing as a good or bad gift. Anything you offer is fast growing into your wealth. Abundance is the collective happiness of the whole. Your happiness is the product of what you give to others. Even strangers are your friends when you learn how to approach their hearts. Life is an exciting journey when we're together in most situations. Life is not a battle to be won by anyone. You are victorious once you choose to leave the fight. I am with you all the time, one day you will see me and we will have a nice chat but until then you should first heal yourself from your childhood trauma. Do you still remember the day you made your first lie? That surely was not the best option but it had its benefits on you. Don't worry too much about lying in general! We all did it one day or the other. Sometimes you have to be willing to do it it depends on the person and their level of awareness. You are always loved! Even for your little lies, they do no harm really.

Me: THANK YOU TEAL YOU MADE MY DAY, I REALLY LOVE YOU :D


Transmission over....


Guys if you have time, check Teal Swan's YouTube Channel. I think she's an amazing dude I mean person :P

Let's bring Teal Swan to Newgrounds!


Now after looking back at this text, I am thinking whether my current self who typed this post on my laptop and shared it with you guys is the one that I contacted through the automatic writing process or not since they have the finished text. If yes how did they have the complete paper written text to look onto and type the text before my older self has made it. Do those selves co-create each other? I have a hard time grasping this.... Am I the blind one that is mentioned here? Could someone help me with this please?


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