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I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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Posted by Oh-Sama - September 29th, 2019

The only hope for the non artist is to fake art!

I introduce you to FART, the art of Faking ART!

Here's another fart!

Some other farts:

From now on I will be making farts.

No shame!

A quick tutorial for doing a fart:

Find some pictures that you like
Trace over the parts that interest you
Combine the parts into one epic and glorious beauty
Save and upload it to your favorite site

You can also use your own farts instead of other people's artwork to make new farts... This is a technique called refarting.

To refart just select your best farts and make new farts from them!

This is a live or die skill that I am learning to master

Become a fartist now!

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LunessMoon 2019-09-29 13:34:52

Is this for the lols?

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 13:34:52

Yeah, that's the spirit!

Doomroar 2019-09-29 15:28:05

So it is tracing? but you put a filter on it? GENIUS!

I am sure i have seen this before...

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 15:28:05

Since I am not an artist and I love to make art in my free time, my only option is to trace art. I only invented a different name for this cheap technique that's all I did here. Remember this my dear friend: "All Art came from Fart!" That's another big bang here, a giant explosion said one Akatsuki member!

Cyberdevil 2019-09-29 16:24:30

You might be starting a real movement here!

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 16:24:30

Not me but Vepoza sama would have done it! I am just their random helper!

ZebraHumor 2019-09-29 16:39:30

I feel like I have been faking art my entire life. I just use premade shapes on MS Paint.

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 16:39:30

Don't worry and eat a tart when you fart hee hee :D

Cyberdevil 2019-09-29 16:57:50

I really like turtles though... am I a Fartist too? :O

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 16:57:50

You have to do the journey, becoming a Leonardo requires a secret code maybe cheat codes too :D

davidpuralocura 2019-09-29 17:01:35

what a bait
this is nice

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 17:01:35

thanks dear :D

Cyberdevil 2019-09-29 17:13:01

Leonardo was a Fartist too? :O

Oh-Sama 2019-09-29 17:13:01

Haha ask him, I was joking about the TMNT Leonardo... Wouldn't mind if DaVinci found his way to you!

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 06:01:52

Really thought you meant Da Vinci there. XD The artist... or... the fartist.

I played this game when I was small btw where you tried to find your way out of an underwater fort, looked for clues in old Da Vinci paintings and inventions, and then finally flew away in his whirlocopter (that flying machine thing). One of the few games I really remember too. Was pretty fun!

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 06:01:52

Cool! Can you tell me the name of this game may be I will try it! may be... :)

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 08:38:12

I think I still have the CD somewhere in my room hmm... remind me to go looking when I get home! I think it was something with Da Vinci. Maybe it seems a lot better the way I remember it than the way it really is today though. :)

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 08:38:12

I guess you're at work now, fine with me!
I will, if no emergency adds itself to my stupid list of eternal troubles!

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 08:38:46

It's probably around 20 y/o by now.

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 08:38:46

I feel like an old man, a pervert one. I like old naughty games! Even innocent ones I turn them naughty XD

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 09:12:14

Yupp, work. Ah yes, that eternal trouble list... it grows eternally. A bit troubling.

How can you possibly see anything naughty in an old escape game with Da Vinci paintings though! XD Well, hmm, maybe the act of escaping could be considered naughty. And they never do say who you're escaping from ether... hmmm! My childhood games are starting to seem a bit different now.

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 09:12:14

LOL, once you learn to bait the master, the whole world becomes naughty, if you're still curious ask mr Dickson!

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 09:21:15

that's OK. :) I don't think my curiosity needs feeding...

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 09:21:15

Haha you're absolutely right on this XD

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 14:44:22

Hey I found the game. :) It's from 1994. Info: https://www.worldcat.org/title/leonardo-the-inventor/oclc/32436819

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 14:44:22

Haha you remembered and I forgot XD
Thanks for the link.
I have a cool game I can exchange with you. It's called Alter Ego and is a text based adventure. You play from birth until death. I played an online version of it not the old one. Here's the link:
https://www.playalterego.com/

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 14:44:50

Actually maybe it's mostly NOT a game, but has one quick game included on the disc. That's the only part I remember.

Cyberdevil 2019-09-30 15:19:53

Ah that's pretty interesting! Made by a Ph.D. too... makes it seem like there really might be some depth to it too. :) Online version as in the free one? I'll check it out, thanks.

RedAndrew 2019-09-30 17:23:36

Nice smelling farts dude

Oh-Sama 2019-09-30 17:23:36

Thank you lol!

src-robin18 2019-10-02 22:38:55

Now this I think is legit still, because you're not doing just copypasting things, you just get some particular pose or body shape you need and incorporate it with your idea of how to do things. Having references is also done by artists, only that they don't trace things around.

Oh-Sama 2019-10-02 22:38:55

Thank you. For me I do not find tracing to be illegal or bad. In fact I think that even artists who use references in their work also do some kind of tracing in their mind to capture the shapes or details. But I still feel some separation between my farts and real artwork. May be it's just an illusion in my mind because I am not yet a perfect being... Who knows?

src-robin18 2019-10-05 07:34:22

@bmesias063 @Oh-Sama

Your fart...no...your art is perfect on its purpose. So there nothing to be ashamed. Again, as long as it produces new stuff i believe it is already an art, whatever others might say bad on it. So keep up the work till your skills gets refined and get appreciated more by higher tier artists out there.

Oh-Sama 2019-10-05 07:34:22

Thank you dear! It's very rare in my environment to hear positive words! I really appreciate it! Thanks again!

src-robin18 2019-10-12 03:03:47

@bmesias063 @Oh-Sama @Oh-Sama

Very much welcome. Oh, something new art you have there?

Adjule 2020-10-19 00:41:04

...What a interesting name.

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