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Oh-Sama
I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 29th, 2020


Ever dreamed of having a sharingan, so that you can feel like a real ninja or something...

Well my dumb conclusions would pretty much say that it could be possible...

I was always thinking about those naruto franchise eyes: what's the most obvious common thing between sharingan, byakugan and rinnegan...

Don't you think it's this 3 letters word: "gan"...

This shouldn't be interesting for any person, unless they have some connection to ais...

In AI theory GAN is a short for Generative Adversarial Network, and according to many websites this technology is being used by so many companies and people...

This GAN as I simply understand it relies on two basic concepts a generator and a discriminator...

From experience we know that the human eye is our tool to discriminate and distinguish so many life things...

So the missing link in this my story is the generator part: we don't know if the eye is a real gan, whether it could generate things...

But there still some hope... Ever heard of the eye condition called diplopia or double vision?

It's when you look at an object and you can simply duplicate its shape with your own eyes, by switching your perception somehow...

The resulting object is so similar but it's just a body of light or something as far as I could understand it...

What if you could add some weight like feeding the light body some kinda light diet, we still do not know what light eats...

So to simplify the whole story, if you could make a hologram of light go fatty, you can then duplicate or copy so many objects in real life... You want food for example? You no longer have to buy it... You simply take an apple or any and duplicate it with ur gan...

There's a whole pseudo science called occult science which I still have not studied seriously, don't you think there could be a relation between my story and the occultists?

I still cannot confirm anything...


Posted by Oh-Sama - December 28th, 2020


profit

risk

speed

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fast high profit low risk...


does it really exist?


if you're desperate like me but also unlucky and u google search this or something


u'll very likely end up with all sorts of scams


we're looking for a


"fast n safe highly paying method"


could someone please help with this?


my incomplete study of this topic:


risk:

uncertainty

deception

choice

probability

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pinky we have to lower the uncertainty


so that our choices become very efficient and work in our favor


risk can present itself through many faces


examples:

scam

game

gambling

foolishness

pooreductaion

defenslessness

poormanagement

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speed:

speed in this sense means the acquisition of desired and expected results in less time or with less efforts or resources

what's interesting is that "speed" nowadays can be achieved through the mastery of computers or ais

the more upgraded a computer is the less time for it to solve a problem through techniques like simulations... but the computer user may be required to go through a specific training to ensure the desired results...


profit:


this is the part that should have the longest discussion because it raises so many questions...

problems of ethics and whether the money that we gain by implementing the knowledge and the tools is indeed ours? are we really allowable to have those gains or are we in fact draining someone else's resources? how eligible are we? where do real money come from? what is morality? do we have to justify our methods to be eligible to survive? do we even have to care about it?...


science says that all money came from the big bang...

does this suggest that an explosion of some sort is necessary to be the richest?

or may be it's the other way around? what about an implosion?


who knows?

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a dumber update:


well another crap...

i probably just missed another opportunity to get rich fast simply because i didn't have a great quote to tell... XD

i went outside to buy some food and there was that suspicious gent in a nice blue suit typing on some unidentified gadget, i simply passed without a word... if someone's tracing me or something i bet u now have all the infos anons, but i assure u don't worry i'm less experienced with computers especially hacking... XD


it's getting more dumber and weirder:


well, i suddenly came to a pretty weird conclusion, there's a great deal that life is a just another game, from the fact that i play them, to the fact that god's name is spelled gami in japan, to the scientists who made up the game theory which i never read of course, to the movie the matrix and its other mirrors, to the feelings of weirdness that haunted me my whole life which confirm the glitches taking place, to the math professor who claims C contains R...


so?


do u guys think that calling myself super mario and making a shonen mario jump outside would fix this wealth problem?



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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 27th, 2020


Global warming and the wicked plans to prepare u for your role as a hot adult porn star unaware of the potential filming ever taking place in this huge Global Motel called the earth.... Please tell us ur finds after investigating all of ur rooms for a hidden n tiny unusual camera from outer space... Peepin toms are everywhere there probably no escaping it... Unless I make that clever choice: the sudden dick-lara-tion of my laughs... hahaha XD


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 27th, 2020


The intelligence of funny goes like this:

If you're too serious no real place for u in our company, but if you're from the dumbster we could still EXCEPT u... haha XD


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 27th, 2020


dear chilled girlboything keep running away from ur fappiness, reject all of your seducers advances until one day that one weird origin of life points to ur silly fate after making that one damn long decision of u being the next target to be granted your desperate fish of illumination haha XD


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i once was sogekingu, this is a joke that i tell myself from time to time...

by the way are you guys enjoying the crappy show called thishermslife? because i'm not

being a dumb actor is sure one hell of a job... dammit...


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Posted by Oh-Sama - December 25th, 2020


IN DIS KRAZY VURLD

IF ARTIST I WNATED TO CUM-BY

WORRIER EYE BE

although B.oth WOR n ART RIree have no SON


ITS MADNESS DAMMIT....


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Posted by Oh-Sama - November 29th, 2020


I was a duelist once. I played Yugioh! video games on an old computer.

There was that story about the Legendary one eyed Pegasus who made the cards.

I've always thought that making Yugioh! cards is one tough job and I still do since it's actually the case.

What I mean is in order to get the cards to look like the original and also do the real Yugioh! world wonders with minimum ressources you must be a true genius.

So one day I discovered a new website, a Yugioh card generator.

Well that dumb discovery was one first step. I knew almost nothing about generators, how they work, or their purpose.

You ask me why? Well the locals here either know nothing about the cards, uninterested in them or they are probably secretive or crap.... How the hell am I supposed to know....

And since I have a long history being dumb myself, my glorious victorious duelist moments were delayed.

Then another day I found out there was a PC software version of the tool.

The next step is to make good use of the Yugioh! tools.

And so I did something.

I present to you my incomplete deck of Yugioh! cards.

My contribution to the Yogi-Oh! (Yogi-Myself) fan community.

If you like the cards you can do whatever you want with them.

I think life would be wonderful if the cards manifest themselves in one's life but that's another story hhhh....

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Posted by Oh-Sama - October 17th, 2020


<All spots are populated now! You can still send your requests if you wish but they will be delayed until another offer>

<Apology for the delays, this first challenge is still on, so please stand by people, I know it's taking me ages but I'm man (or girl if u wanna see it that way) of my words. As long as they (those puppeteers) keep me running on, I'll make shore and get you your pro-missed treasures. Kay me crew?>


Hi friends!

If you're new to Fart, read this!

So today, I made a tough decision!

It's time to break away from my usual lazy self!

If you are interested in artwork, and short on cash, this may be your lucky day!

I am doing free (f)artwork for a while at no dollar cost for anyone interested!

You get a free drawing and I can put my skills to work!

Please know that my farts are not perfect but have a moderate artistic level!

You should be expecting a Lisamon not a Monalisa hhhh XD, I'm still an apprentice!

Simply leave a comment and if you like my work you can choose to follow me here!

I am offering you ten empty spots (1 spot per person)

May extend this offer if successful + if I am available

Please if you don't mind share this post with your friends!

  1. @valken666: Max Payne [DONE]
  2. @J3tjaguar: Jet Jaguar [DONE]
  3. @Cyberdevil: Big Motoh! [DONE]
  4. @solitonmedic: Happy Dude [DONE]
  5. @massivemarioluigi700: Lord Massive [DONE]
  6. @Skorpios: The Wiedergänger [DONE]
  7. @lewdfroot: TufferDewl [DONE]
  8. @UggoSonno: 3rd Eye
  9. @COOLZONE17500: Gash Ketchup :P
  10. @larrynachos: Mess me note [DONE]

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Posted by Oh-Sama - October 17th, 2020


Hi friends!

So today, I made a tough decision!

It's time to break away from my usual lazy self!

If you are interested in artwork, and short on cash, this may be your lucky day!

I am doing free (f)artwork for a while at no dollar cost for anyone interested!

You get a free drawing and I can put my skills to work!

Simply leave a comment and if you like my work you can choose to follow me here!

I am offering you ten empty spots (1 spot per person)

May extend this offer if successful + if I am available

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Posted by Oh-Sama - October 9th, 2020


One cat died yesterday....

Did she find paramice?

When she felt like poor cat tori?


RIP Kitty.... and thanks for the bye bye joke!


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