My Reality - Part 3 - by Oh-Sama

Oh-Sama

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I'm not really an artist. I find it hard to make art. So I Fake ART, and I FART. I guess I'm a Fartist.

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My Reality - Part 3

Posted by Oh-Sama - May 11th, 2014

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So after all, god wanted me to be a pervert leader. So be it XD

He told me this:

"You are:"

"Rei MotherFucking Oak the Gigantic fucker.
Your destiny is to make sweet love with the government."

"Arikado Sharplegs the Dragon Raper.
Your destiny is to give birth to Sauron's Panties."

"Rocket Monkey-for-a-head the incredibly Cheesy Cobbler.
Your destiny is to use MS-paint to edit North Korea."

"Cracker Oak, the Wise Alien
Your destiny is to role play a dead horse."
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and so many funny stuff!

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VicariousE 2014-05-12 06:56:04

Yup, definitely a good set of variables...

Oh-Sama 2014-05-12 06:56:04

What's up old man :D

DESHIEL 2014-05-12 12:16:10

I require an update on our secret project :)

Oh-Sama 2014-05-12 12:16:10

Oh I was just on my way to do so! Wait a sec man I have 'em, terrible news >.<

VicariousE 2014-05-12 18:01:59

Still walking and talking, thx for asking...

Oh-Sama 2014-05-12 18:01:59

Ha! Good to know, keep going ^^

VicariousE 2014-05-12 18:13:28

Yeah, I gotta keep moving or I'll get sucked into the earth, permanently.

Oh-Sama 2014-05-12 18:13:28

Typically bodies get sucked in. Ideas last longer, some last forever!

Melindi 2014-05-16 23:07:15

I am Alice Robot the ambidextrous commissar and my destiny is to set fire on all the universe O.o
Everything fits together perfectly XD

Oh-Sama 2014-05-16 23:07:15 (Updated 2014-05-17 06:01:35)

This is a bad fate you have, you know why?
It's because you have to burn the Candy Land too ☆キャンディの土地 ☆
Sometimes, you should measure your strength :)